Thursday, September 08, 2005

Fake Benevolence VS. Ratings, Or I Hate That Foul Woman Oprah Winfrey, Or She Has To Be Gay Because Steadman Would Never Fuck Her


Selfless Oprah Winfrey and her " friend " Gayle King went down south to view/exploit the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Live from the Houston Astrodome today Oprah brought her show and her ego to Texas. Between close up shots of Oprah crying with sad music playing in the background and extended shots of dead bodies with sad music playing in the background Oprah told her sheep like constituents that The United States of America owed these people an apology. The angelic Oprah showed piles of dead bodies on her popular daytime show repeatedly, with her melodramatic performance, accompanied brilliantly with music to " set the tone ". I wonder if Ms. Winfrey will thank the families or apologize for exploiting them when she wins the Daytime Emmy for this show. Last time she made one of these type shows it was the now cliche Starving Children in Africa topic and the showed aired twice. Once during her regular daytime slot, then once again in the evening as an " Oprah Winfrey Presents Prime Time Special ". Did that mean it qualified for two emmys' ? Oprahs lack of benevolence are hidden by her unremarkable talents as an actress and her life or death need for self promotion. If you really cared you stupid stupid annoying fat woman, just send a check and include the money you would save by not having : a camera crew, hair-makeup ( for you and your " friend " Gayle ), hotel, air-fare, accomodations, meals, trainer, massage person, spiritual advisor, fried chicken and watermelon, etc.

1 Comments:

Blogger cube said...

One more example that you don't need a bucket of brains to make a shitload of money.

8:44 AM  

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